Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was at a shop and this carcha toy was at the top shelf I couldn’t reach so I say to the staff can u hand me the car car and they hand a toy car then I say I mean the car car really slow and they hand me another one then I say carcharadontosaurs and they give me it!!!!
GOD SAKE!
-Ark fan 1
(Dev 1) we need a new Dino
(The dev with brain cells left) but we just made a whole new ma-
(Dev 1) SHUT UP
(Dev 1) make it like a Rex and giga hybrid
(Dino maker) ☑️
(The dev with brain cells left) isn’t that a little to overpowe-
(Dev 1) I SAID SHUT UP
( dev 1) make it savage as in it eats baby Dino’s
(The dev with brain cells left) NOW HOL UP NOW IM TAKING CHARGE
(The dev with brain cells left) *pushes dev 1 out of the chair*
(The dev with brain cells left) ok let’s keep dev 1,s idea and I will make a few different things
(The dev with brain cells left) ok make it REALLY big so u have to trap it
(Dino maker) ☑️
(The dev with brain cells left) ok now give it a super long and crazy name
(Dino maker) what about charcharodontosaures or carchar for short
(The dev with brain cells left) ok done now just add it in
(Dino maker) and….. done!
(Main dev)… I go on break for 5 minutes and y’all do THIS
(The dev with brain cells left) well u wanted a new Dino so we made one
(Main dev) eh can’t argue with that
In The ARK Convention…
Raptor 1: Hey guys! Look! Its that raptor copying turkey-saur!
Deinonychus: huh?
Raptor 2: *chuckles* yeah turkey-saur!
Carch: Is there a problem here?
Raptor 3: *gulp*
Raptor 1: *laughs nervously* uuuuum, no no, no problem here… haha… we just gunna go now.
Raptor 1, 2, & 3: *book it*