Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Giga: “I’m the best Dino fighter ever hahahaha”
Lightning Wyvern: “me and my buds can spit all kinds of stuff your weak..”
Reaper: “I may be insanely hard to tame but I’m gonna kill everyone”
Carcharodontosaurus: “see what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna start with the tropical wyvern over there and then I’m gonna use bloodrage and kill all of you weaklings”
Lightning Wyvern: “hey I’m a lightning not a tropical!”
Reaper: *runs* “this ain’t worth my time
Carcharodontosaurus: “ok fishy let’s dance” *roars*
Lightning Wyvern: “we can take him! Right giga! *looks around* giga?”
Giga: *gone*
Other wyverns: *gone*
Lightning wyvern: “oh darn”
Giga reskin? I don’t think that, but literally everyone’s saying it’s that. I think it’d be better than another hairy cow. plus, I like dinosaurs WAY more than some stupid bison. “ oh but bison could have been better and you should know that!” uh no it won’t be better, bison SUCK compared to the dinosaurs. I mean heck! The whole games ABOUT dinosaurs ( and some other mythical things or extinct things).
Giga:ok since carch is never being added I AM THE STRONGEST ON REX
Rex:ok’:(
5 months no 10 months in the future
???:you thought I would never arrive and that you are the strongest (in jojo voice btw bc why not) well your wrong I have been waiting for my arrival all those votes saying I’m second I was first the whole time and they hid it so they can give me the strength I need
Giga:who the hell are you
???:carcharodontosaurus
Giga:NO IT CANT BE
Carch:yes it can and now I AM A GOD AMOUNGST CARNIVORS I FEED OF THE STRENGTH OF MY ENEMEYS I TAKE THERE ESSENCE TO HAVE THIS POWER YOU GIGA YOUR RAGE DOES NOTHING EXCEPT GIVE YOU GLOWING EYES AND KILL YOUR TRIBE MATES I GET MORE POWERFUL THE MORE I KILL
Giga:holy sh*t
Rex you dead
Giga:I KNOW
Dodorex:has entered the chat
Dodorex:STOP RIGHTH THERE CARCH I AM STILL HERE AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME TO BE THE STRONGEST
carch:a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary
These guys are actually very closely related to the Giga in real life and vice versa. So much so that it was even possible the Giga and Carch are under the same genus, though more complete remains are needed to prove this.
So if you see someone saying the Carch is a Giga knockoff, you know where they are coming from.