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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my tribe were just walking around with really damn good gear and we see a bunch of these guys ( we all have Rex’s and Spinos like Level 240) and we lose all except my Spino called Agent S cause he is built like a tank and does more damage than a Panzerfaust to a seagull. Then we get these Satanic creatures called Carcharodontosaurus’ and obliterate everything in existence including multiple gigas and we even used them for the reaper king. These are not Gigas these are Carchas and they are devils who should not be alive as they can rip a Rex apart with their eyes closed. You want a hairy cow over a demon? - Burgerboy125
ARK: Lets make a new Dino!
ARK programmer:ok what kind of?
ARK: A Rex Giga Remake.
ARK programmer: Ok i will make it
2 Days Later
ARK Programmer: Ready. How schould we name it?
ARK programmers son with Language Error: like chachichochosauchus?
ARK: YEEEEAHHHHHH GOOD BOY!! CARCHADONTOSAURUS!!!
ARK programmer: yo cant do this No one can pronounce that!
ARK: ( Pressed the release Button) I dont Care