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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2026-03-02T15:19:18+00:00

I saw a comment that said stop calling it a giga remake so I’m here to say… GIGA REMAKE (source trust me bro)

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2025-10-29T16:15:14+00:00

ts is just a giga on steroids literally

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-10-21T19:30:31+00:00

First go tame car kill half the server with car go fight wild car and die easy 🤣

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2025-07-22T20:55:06+00:00

Use a baby diplo as they are easy to find and just kill the parent and imprint keep them in a cryo pod

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2025-03-24T22:34:53+00:00

I tried to tame it with my rex next to me and I don't have a 125 lv rex anymore

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2025-03-21T11:01:08+00:00

When I first checked the stats on my first charch I thought it’s damage would be higher then 20

And I also died after it got tamed

So I tamed another and tried to parachute after being yeeted off the charch. Well. At least I can do charch breeding lol

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2024-07-30T17:52:03+00:00

Carcharodahtouzgnjmvgv

A hELpFul Tip SHUOld InCLuDe moRe WoRDs

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2024-07-17T21:42:07+00:00

Hey peeps let’s go into the mind of the carch: man I’m just a better version of the friggin giga I’m the beast the goat the friggin god of ark island ) mind of giga: man I’m a friggin bug that’s bout to be crushed by this beast it’s replaced me why am I still here ) Rex : peace out ( runs away) plz like

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2024-06-27T13:31:14+00:00

Easy tame just punch 4 times and then you can have the best starter

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2024-05-19T11:43:53+00:00

To be honest, I just knocked it out and then I found out

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-16T17:29:26+00:00

Very easy tame, would recommend as a first pet in early game

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2024-01-01T19:01:27+00:00

Ight.

Car isn’t giga.

It has a whole different taming thing and abilitites.

Its basically better.

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-12-19T18:54:28+00:00

How to tame a giga. WAIT I giga-not-a-try- forgot something WARNING causes saur-us

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-11-03T20:48:04+00:00

Me when I see a giga: [/_\]

Me when I see a Carcha (|_|)

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-11-01T22:00:38+00:00

Funfact

They drop Giga hearts if you manage to kill one

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2023-10-20T20:31:30+00:00

I was playing with my friend on Ragnorok and we spawned at the beach area in the plains area, and we hadn’t even fully loaded in yet. A Carcha was on the beach attacking some fish or something, it hadn’t noticed us, so we RAN RAN far away. We were both dying laughing

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-16T20:17:04+00:00

Syntac: I found a new dinosaur I just need to figure out how to tame it and then I can spend hours and break the game with a unrealistically strong dino

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-01T05:05:42+00:00

Crackcarodontasaurus

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-30T22:42:35+00:00

If your running from one of these things with your friend just throw a bola to your friend and run then say hahahaha

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-05-15T01:59:28+00:00

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He eats your guts