Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Lets make a new Dino!
ARK programmer:ok what kind of?
ARK: A Rex Giga Remake.
ARK programmer: Ok i will make it
2 Days Later
ARK Programmer: Ready. How schould we name it?
ARK programmers son with Language Error: like chachichochosauchus?
ARK: YEEEEAHHHHHH GOOD BOY!! CARCHADONTOSAURUS!!!
ARK programmer: yo cant do this No one can pronounce that!
ARK: ( Pressed the release Button) I dont Care
More Carcharodontosaurus Funny Tips
Ok.. bc it has like 19-20 digits in its nameβ¦ letβs call it a Car
I mean we could call it a Carch, but that sounds wrong
-Sarco master π
What do call it when ARK crashes while riding a carcharadontosaurus?
A car crash!
I am aware this is a terrible joke. I am so sorry you read this.
βOmg! A Giga remake! I wanted bison! Iβm going to cry on Dododex now!β - Half the people on Dododex right now
Seriously, stop acting like this. The carchar deserved this. It got second in BOTH votes, and honestly, just because itβs a large theropod doesnβt mean itβs a Giga remake. This thing is gonna be awesome.
- Mr Man
It got heart failure so it got a giga heart instead.
ITS NOTHING LIKE A GiGa IT IS A NEW FINO NOT A GIGA RESKIN!!!!!!!!
This thing is a passive tame more like a kill half the map tame.π€£
Why do these and Gigas so frequently spawn in the volcano on the island, are unable to get out for some reason (even though there is a giant fricking path out of it) and then burn to death slowly #justiceforcarchasandgigas.
You know you play ark too much when you can spell its name correctly
The name is longer than a brontos neck.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Little did u know that this is killing u
Roses are dead
Violets are gone
And u are dead
And so is ur friend