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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carcharodontosaurus? Funny carcharodontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2023-07-31T15:38:06+00:00

Everyone else: it's a carcharodontosaurus

Me: ohhhhhhh sheeeeeeesh it's the biiiig daddy cheese

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-06-21T21:44:13+00:00

I have tamed this dino passively, I only needed to murder some children and sacrifice them to it and then destroy multiple ecosystems with it.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-06-04T06:45:21+00:00

Speak proper English if you want to say “ carcharodontosauras” or “giganotosours” correctly. And stop saying it’s hard to say,it’s not.

CAR-KARRO-DONT-O-SORUS

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-02T02:32:57+00:00

Me:Ooo new dino!

Carch:Helo.

Me:May I tame you?

Carch: :) :l >:(

Carch:(Eats me)

Me:Aw man!

Carch:Why is it spicy?

-Thylcolo huntress I loved making this just know this,no carches we're harmed in the making of the story it's ok.

I hope you enjoyed it!

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-05-13T09:22:54+00:00

HE PROTECC

HE ATTACK

HE RIP YOU OFF YOUR REX'S BACK

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-03-25T04:09:20+00:00

As it happened i found one of these by a rex and wanted to see them fight. Big mistake. Carcho fast. Killed both me and my pteranodon with just one hit. Lesson learned, carchos can hit riders too.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-03-18T22:36:00+00:00

Come on boys let's build a metal base 😂🤣🤣🤣

The Carcha can't kill us if we have a metal base

The Carcha: are you f****** kidding me

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-01-25T00:14:12+00:00

Just know you have to kill other dinos to get it to do a lot of damage

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-23T07:25:02+00:00

If your going to tame this I’m a pro and it’s fun 👍

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-11T18:16:25+00:00

Basically faster, cooler and stronger gigas

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-06T23:26:07+00:00

At first I thought this was burnt bacon ☹️ I ate it …it didn’t go good.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-11-29T18:53:27+00:00

Why does it still not have a photo ?

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-11-20T23:02:54+00:00

People have already started calling this thing a “car”. All I’m gonna say is rip to the tek ATV

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-11-15T12:19:19+00:00

The teaser for it before it came to Ark showed that it was in Genesis 1, but it doesn't spawn there.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-11-14T19:45:44+00:00

Up if tired of people complaining about car

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-11-12T21:53:08+00:00

Wait, this is out now? Oh shi-

A HELPFUL TIP MUST INCLUDE MORE WoRdS

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-08T04:23:10+00:00

Why is this tagged in Ark Mobile? Is it really in Ark Mobile?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-07T21:33:57+00:00

Ok so I had a idea I tamed a carcar and.a giga same lev every thing it took longer to tame a carcar than a giga they where both lev 150

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2026-04-19T01:42:56+00:00

My life is not in my body anymore... wait it be a giba! No wait no gibga it it no it cannot be! It's a a big lizard *runs to it* it:hello since you have come into my presence I must kill you again.

What...? You already killed me? Im a goast? Man I really wanted a giba. Im better. NOW DIE.

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2026-03-24T17:50:10+00:00

Brother I literally just waited 29 hours for the carcha to wake up and I smashed the pc down of the table and I’m a grown ass man bro