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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once there was a little purson named Taylor the dragon slayer (me). I was thinking of making an equestrian island full of tamed equuseses on the herbivore island. It was going good til A FREAKING TURTLE KILLED JUST CAUSE I CUT A FREAKING TREE DOWN TO FREE IT, TURNS OUT I HIT IT... WHAT THE FREAK MAN!? I FREAKING SAVED YOU! AGHHH
I was killing a Manta, it was simple just an axe, I killed the manta. But, A CARBONEMYS GOT IN MY WAY, I was already damaged from a fall, but I hit the turtle incidentally, I tried to go get oxygen, and you know what happened??? The turtle legitimately got on top of me, and killed me because I couldn’t get oxygen. And I thought I liked prehistoric turtles
This is a true story I promise.
So my first time playing the game I just hopped on to a random multiplayer server, I punching trees and then I cross the river, I look underwater and what do I see? 2 of these monsters just coming near me and I’m like, I’m doomed. They killed me and I’ve been deathly afraid of water ever since. I’m not kidding. I’m so scared of those thing.