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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
Story: so I remember some insane moments that I survived because of a car o. SO I was in my base I hardly had that much and suddenly outta no where I saw a theri and got scared. I thought what happened of it got to me and later it did. I wasn't that good but when it came I killed it cause it attacked my tanky Carbo. The same thing happened again but with a spino to this day. I honor my Carbo
Once there was a little purson named Taylor the dragon slayer (me). I was thinking of making an equestrian island full of tamed equuseses on the herbivore island. It was going good til A FREAKING TURTLE KILLED JUST CAUSE I CUT A FREAKING TREE DOWN TO FREE IT, TURNS OUT I HIT IT... WHAT THE FREAK MAN!? I FREAKING SAVED YOU! AGHHH