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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was killing a Manta, it was simple just an axe, I killed the manta. But, A CARBONEMYS GOT IN MY WAY, I was already damaged from a fall, but I hit the turtle incidentally, I tried to go get oxygen, and you know what happened??? The turtle legitimately got on top of me, and killed me because I couldn’t get oxygen. And I thought I liked prehistoric turtles
This is a true story I promise.
So my first time playing the game I just hopped on to a random multiplayer server, I punching trees and then I cross the river, I look underwater and what do I see? 2 of these monsters just coming near me and I’m like, I’m doomed. They killed me and I’ve been deathly afraid of water ever since. I’m not kidding. I’m so scared of those thing.
One day I was minding my own business and I saw a carbonemys egg and I took it. It was a dumb move because suddenly every carbo on the island looked over and came after me. I tried hiding in my house but I practically soiled my pants when they broke through my wall. Long story short RIP my base
I was taming a level 20 Carbonemys on the beach, (so many Sarcos spawn here) and it was going really well! I ran out of mejo berries, so I went to gather more. When I came back, a Sarco was attacking my Carbonemys! He died, then I murdered the Sarco. I still don’t have a Carbonemys... (I was just starting out too!)