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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 15 · Answer 1 · 2017-12-18T17:51:31+00:00

So I have been playing on my other account on the ps4 legitly for ever and I finally decided to breed some turtles... (I have to brontos and a diplo and 35 dodos) so I bred them and I got one egg!! I was so excited because I love cute baby dinos (I'm a girl if u couldnt tell lol) so I went and hatched them right next to their parents so they could see them, and I got twins!! I was so happy then next thing I know all my fun is attack them and they die... So ya never put your sun is on aggressive when hatching an egg... 😭

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2024-11-20T09:06:44+00:00

One time I knocked it out with fists

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-09T17:38:46+00:00

Dont steal their eggs learned it the hard way had to kill them so i didn't die

score 9 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-14T22:56:35+00:00

I LIKie TuRtLEs!!!

fillerrr

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-23T22:06:18+00:00

The easiest thing to kill kills me 😩🫷

score 7 · Answer 6 · 2021-10-17T04:02:49+00:00

I once had to go in a big fight but that tank saved me 😱😱😱😱

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2023-07-02T17:51:20+00:00

These turtles are not stunned by rex roar(at least on mobile i dont know about any other versions) i guess they really fear nothing

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-22T06:47:20+00:00

When I want to kill this I just say hi to death

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-29T10:13:41+00:00

Stimberries are white

Narcoberries are black

If you hit one

Time to turn back

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-12T02:27:15+00:00

color it heckin green, either with god console or something else, name it Tank, craft a bazooka, and boom, you have a tank.

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2024-01-20T21:51:46+00:00

One day a rainy day this amazing creature saved me from a high level Bary it killed all my other creatures but he was the lone survivor

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-22T23:30:52+00:00

May be slow may have a dumb face but add a gun onto it then it is a tank a live tank

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-06T14:06:46+00:00

Also some bizzare noises from mobile

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-03T22:37:26+00:00

Adult mutant spiky turtles

score 7 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-21T11:39:25+00:00

If something’s chasing you like a sarco hide behind this guy so the creature is distracted trying to kill it

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-16T18:46:18+00:00

Sees a BIG TURTLE hits it BOOKS IT 4 HIS LIFE LOOKS BACK where did it go.

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-08T14:36:18+00:00

ONE OUT OF ALL OF THIS TYPE OF DINO HAS ADMIN COMMANDS

So, I hunted down one of these, then got close to it saying sorry.

THEN I GOT TELEPORTED ABOUT 2 BRONTOS HIGH THEN DIED

BEWARE OF CARBONEMYS!!1!11!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2023-11-27T03:45:12+00:00

I used a carbonemys in the central cave on the island,Carbos are goated🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2023-11-07T17:15:10+00:00

Fat and furious

-Pablo

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2021-03-06T20:04:47+00:00

This isn't funny... but 1 of my carbonemy killed a megladon not lying they are that pwerful 0_0