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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
How to effectively turtle bomb. Step one, get friends. (Also possible on your own, just not as effective.) Step 2, tame double of these as what you have friends. Step 3, (optional) breed them together to get a turtle with as much HP as possible. If not, just buff their HP as high as you can. Step 4, get cryopods. Step 5, tame a quetz for each friend you have. Step 6, locate an enemy base. Step 7, put half of your turtles in cryos, the other half pick up with the quetzals. Step 8, fly to enemy base, drop turtles from above, and enjoy the carnage.
On the first day of Christmas my friend sent to me
Twelve Max out Gigas
Eleven Argys speedy
Ten Bashful carnos
Nine Otters cutie
Eight Harsh Gigantopithecus
Seven Calm Mesos
Six Hurtful dinopithecus
Five Hyped pachys
Four Op Paraceratheriums
Three poopful phiomias
Two Stinky archys
One Army OF CARBONEYMYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!