My cousin tamed a carnobemys with a axe,explain that ark

Now I know that how the rabbit got beat in the race.

So I whacked one with a whacking stick and once it turned a round I RAN FOR MY LIFE! Then I had the gut to turn around and it was 1000 miles behind me XD that thing was slower than my grandma XD

I took an egg. Tried to defend my self. Went back home to find 7 turtles attacking my poor dilos and my base. For short:Egg = 🔪 Defending yourself = 🔪.

Teenage mutant ninja Carbonemys!

Trust me two turtles about level100 can destroyed a meg pack and killed an alpha meg bro turtles are gigachads

Never let your pets die because they love you so much they will let you punch them to death

Master Oogway aould be a fire name

I got so into reading these comments I burned my toe on the heater

Well Franklin Sr. Pulled a yuti and killed my wife then he died. I finally got the yuti away from the house. So I got another Franklin Jr. My wife said he was gonna cause trouble again. Well he fell off the cliff and got ate by 8 raptors... Franklin Jr. had to end it all. So Now I am looking for a Franklin III.

No matter what lvl it is it WELL have 1000 health

If ya take their egg then expect the worse 💀

- lucynlori

I remember hitting one, it was to slow to catch me but tried to follow me everywhere with intent of murd. Long story short don’t slap one when your new to game :/

That are idiots that killed my trike

On the first day of Christmas my friend sent to me

Twelve Max out Gigas

Eleven Argys speedy

Ten Bashful carnos

Nine Otters cutie

Eight Harsh Gigantopithecus

Seven Calm Mesos

Six Hurtful dinopithecus

Five Hyped pachys

Four Op Paraceratheriums

Three poopful phiomias

Two Stinky archys

One Army OF CARBONEYMYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

It's a blastoise. It swims, it has a shell, and will decimate everything and everyone.

These are easy to tame once lvl 20+, just club spam their heads. What I’ll do is I put all my points into hp, until it has over 1,000 hp. Once that’s happened, put all your points into speed and they become some of the fastest things I have found.

One of my first tames when I was a nooblet. Frank the nazi turtle. Was complete nooblet didn't know how anything worked but some nice guys on server helped, gave me some narcotics after I punched the turtle out. This guy was aggressive. Like overly aggressive. He would attack everything and win. He had a great affinity for murdering trikes, or attacking them, panicking me so I stepped in, I die and then he killed them. Unfortunately due to playing on a server and taking a break, someone stole him after time delay and never saw him again. I miss you frank

The irony when you hunt a ton of these guys for keratin to make a saddle for one 😑

My turtle Socks is the fastest turtle alive! He goes like 5 miles an hour!!