Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the carbonemys? Funny carbonemys jokes submitted by ARK players.
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these guys are really slow on land but a great semi aquatic tame! Idk if they can be bola'd but I know they have weak spots. When attacking one for keratin in the early game, strike at it's tail. It will turn then attack. Make sure there are no trees nearby or rocks you can get stuck on. Just keep attacking at the tail and running in circles. It's funny but it stops u from dying to a sad turtle. Another thing! You can jump on their back and while standing on them cause they're passive they won't run or attack you but if you aim camera down and punch the shell it will spin around for like 5 seconds trying to attack u in defense and then it de-aggros really quick. This only fails if there is another one or if you get stuck on something or if the AI realizes where you are. It's funny and could be used for a carnival ride to relax after dying 36 times at blue ob in the Center
On the first day of Christmas my friend sent to me
Twelve Max out Gigas
Eleven Argys speedy
Ten Bashful carnos
Nine Otters cutie
Eight Harsh Gigantopithecus
Seven Calm Mesos
Six Hurtful dinopithecus
Five Hyped pachys
Four Op Paraceratheriums
Three poopful phiomias
Two Stinky archys
One Army OF CARBONEYMYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!