I accidentally knocked one of these out trying to kill it with my axe. Meet tortank, the toughest turtle

Paint it blue and name it squirtle

Squirtle go!!!

When I played ark I tamed lots of these guys they can take on raptors and a trex and a trike

Me: wow an egg! Carbonemys egg? I want to have it. (takes the egg)

Carbonemys: noooo a oviraptor with long legs and long arms everyone attack

Me:wha- RIP

When you don't have a fellow tribe member this is your companion of choise. Since incase of sudden Giga or Alpha....you can bola it and run... and check for it the next day if he still takes his beating. Brave little guy...

Every time I see one of these guys poking their backs and heads out of the water, I think its a fricking sarco.

Nobody:

Ark turtle: Roar

Me:????

Turns around

Ark turtle: punch me, I dare you

Endangered species of large

TURTLE

Honestly who needs these things. On land their slow, but on water you're not gonna believe this! It's 2% faster! Here we are trying to tame these useless "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" While their "Slow as Hell Ugly Lizards"

- Ark Roasts (Ment to be insultive otherwise it's not a roast!)

Anyone concerned by the fact that these turtles can kill a trike.

Irl these guys ate crocodiles.

I found four turtles named them Raphael, Leonardo, Donatello, and Michelangelo they served me well until they were all eaten mercilessly by a alpha raptor barely buying me enough time to escape master splinter would be proud

If you hit one of these guys they will follow you to the ends of the earth. Even if you switch maps 30 days later they will be there still pursuing you they never give up 😂

How to tame turtle:

Step 1: punch it

Step 2: die

Um guys my carbo is twerking on a rock D:

You can jump on there back and hitch a ride…

Me and my friends were going to fight the broodmother, and I insisted that we brought "God Turtle" our Carbonemys which we had used for taming carnos and rexes do too its extreme health/defense, he was definitely the MVP in the fight and was sadly killed. So when we got back I built a shrine to him. To put it simply, never underestimate these tanky turtles.

I was watching a Fight with one of these guys and a Sarco,I thought it was dead and the sarco was eating it but the next thing I know the sarco’s dead body got yeeted..

Thing I love about this Dino is that when you keep upgrading the health and attack you got a living tank that will always protect you and one shot enemies

If come in range with them, bola a tribe mate and run