Master oogway has been reincarnated! Punch him and you shall feel his king fu power!

Here’s how to tame one: shoot it with every single tranq you have and maybe a few missiles if it doesn’t fall asleep

Carbo says what a beautiful day for fishing *jumps in water * Meg yumy yummy *meg bites carbo* owwwwwwwwwwww! Carbo I dare u to bite harder. Meg wwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*cries because of pain* Carbo never mess with me.

So if there saddles needs chitin/keratin don't these guys have chitin/keratin so when you put saddles on them they don't realize they where there fallen people's shells (does there saddles contain chitin/keratin?)

Me: GIMME YO TAROCK CARD, BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Carbo: wtf you talking about?

Me: DIE, YURMALA, DIE, AND LEAVE DA GILLFOLK ALONE

carbo: WTF ARE YOU TALING ABOUT

Me: *pulls out Caster Gun and sets it to electric*

Carbo: frick you, ima head out *goes underwater*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *shoots caster gun*

My screen: you killed a lvl 26 Carbonemys!

Me: let’s gooooooo *does Maguire dance

Me when I saw a carboneyms. Me need. Punches dies instantly repeats over a hundred times before it gets knocked out

Once I put my turtle on wander and when I when to go find it to feed in it had four meg teeth in it’s inventory, like how?

With my melee damage, I can apparently knock out a 250 turtle! It takes over 2000 hits with hitting the head

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Is it just me but every time I'm crafting something or just in my inventory an this dinosaur walks by me I get a heart attack thinking something is running at a super speed I crap myself every time that happens

There are no masters

Accident oogway

ok I regret ever doing this but I sent my carbonymus(nessy)and my 3 dodos(alpha,charley,delta)to kill these cnidarias and when they got to them in the water...boom!they literlly like multiplied like the jellyfish glitched into doubles...rip charley,delta,alpha,Charley,,, most of all,nessy.

:(

I have 6 and I had them in a boat and they fell out killed 6 megladons each and one spino.

Basically the poor mans ankylosaurus

just take one of these creatures and a direbear and paint it white and a bit black,then tame a saber tooth.paint it orange with black stripes. Congratulations you have literally recreated kung fuc panda 2!!

Always remember that carbonemeys are our carbENEMYS. kill all you see

I got a purple turtle as my first ever tame and it got a bit to aggressive and chased a Dino into the water and got killed.☹️

Pump speed and it will be faster than your raptors.

Pump all speed and make zoom turtle

Me: Attacks one (five come after me)

Me:(screams) I ONLY HIT ONW WHY ARE ALL OF THEM ATTACKING ME

My freind: basically minecraft dolphins