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What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 5 · Answer 1 · 2022-10-22T09:41:43+00:00

Grounded: We have the best Spiders! Ark: Hold my beer

score 6 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-19T00:23:15+00:00

This is the spider which bite spider man

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2019-10-22T15:38:32+00:00

Bring 20 rexes so you can feed them to it and maybe it won't kill you too

score 10 · Answer 4 · 2019-10-01T04:42:56+00:00

If a basilisk and a computer had a baby this would be it

score 12 · Answer 5 · 2018-07-11T08:06:25+00:00

Call an exterminator cause that infestation is bad

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-29T09:27:48+00:00

In Russia you. Don’t tame bloodstalker in Russia you tame broodmother

score 9 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-31T05:49:16+00:00

Admin gun. Just admin gun the broodmother

score 9 · Answer 8 · 2020-03-25T04:24:40+00:00

My friend and I were playing on my world and I was teaching him how to play because he is a noob. So I tell him I had a suprise for him. I go around a mountain and summon the big spooder and admin force tame it. Now, my friend has serious arachniphobia, so when he saw this big boy coming around the corner, he flipped. I swear he broke the sound barrier he ran so fast.

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-16T00:41:40+00:00

I look at a Araneo and think I wish there was something like this but bigger.

Wildcard: hold my beer

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-14T22:45:01+00:00

Great starter tame ez just don’t forget the /forcetame

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-25T12:36:13+00:00

Poke it in the eye then slap it to death oh wait ..... all 8 eyes

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2020-05-24T06:08:07+00:00

Don’t be scared of this it’s a tiny spider 🕷 just in ARK you die it doesn’t matter ok 👍😀

Go pick up your stuff and you will learn not to do it again 😁

score 8 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-22T23:20:50+00:00

How is this a boss and yet it is killed by sloths

score 9 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-07T21:07:59+00:00

When you see spider-man on drugs he looks like that

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-14T23:09:02+00:00

Oh, well, we’re screwed. ( :3 )

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-05-22T23:23:37+00:00

HE’S NO SPIDER! HE’S A BIG. FAT. BUG!!!!!

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-18T02:29:41+00:00

Real men use a club and slingshot

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2024-04-16T04:06:23+00:00

Pov a spider has crack and element a a mix and match snack

score 4 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-17T20:00:32+00:00

Americans: holy moly that’s a big spider

Bluey: that’s just a normal spider

Bingo: Ding Ching

If u get dis joke u r awesome

score 8 · Answer 20 · 2019-10-29T10:24:58+00:00

It’s a spider, it should be tiny, all you got to do to defeat it, is step on it. Can’t you see it’s so easy!