I spawned and force tamed one with admin controls. The problem is that the spider army the boss creates WASN'T… | Broodmother Lysrix Funny

2 points 😂 Funny 6 days ago ✨ NEW Report

Gotta use a pretty big cup and newspaper for these guys

-Ira's Aquatics

1525 points 😂 Funny Dec 11, 2019 Report

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT

743 points 😂 Funny Jun 20, 2019 Report

Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker

483 points 😂 Funny Oct 31, 2019 Report

Your going to need a bigger shoe

590 points 😂 Funny Sep 6, 2017 Report

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

356 points 😂 Funny May 23, 2020 Report

How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)

362 points 😂 Funny Mar 25, 2020 Report

a big frickin' spider went up the water spout

OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT

427 points 😂 Funny Jan 9, 2018 Report

When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants

Hello darkness my old friend.........

365 points 😂 Funny Sep 1, 2017 Report

When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!

135 points 😂 Funny Feb 3, 2023 Report

Spiders in Australia be like ….

Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion