Do not wry I know what to do (even though I never fought the thing I just know) step 1 guns and ammo step 2 secretly make a Bolo (for your friend just in case) step 3 bring your friend (and lie to him about were you are going) step 4 realize you just need to run bolo your friend and run like crazy and listen to your friend yell at you

enjoy

Forcetame and then sneak up on your friends

The Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout out came the wyvern tearing it apart

I live in Australia i see this every day on my roof.

Itsy bitsy spider that caused me lots of pain out came the sun and down my tears pored

I can’t finish the song cause I’m already dead

Guys it’s very hard I gave my recess newspaper’s but there arms are to short and can’t reach

Heyyyyy y'all! Yeah... I just shoot it with red gun CAUXe I hate them uwu

Imagine poor Ron Weasley. Arrogog was bad enough for him.

When you are about to go to bed and you see this on your roof:”pack your stuff, I’m leaving”

I mean it's clear

This clearly Is the giant enemy spider

The ugliest thing you ever will see..

Dododex lies

These guys CAN be tamed, just go up to them and passivetame them with artifacts

Don't accidently fall in on your best dinosaur that happens to be a dienosuchus on Valguero and have the host die and pull you to another location.

Australians when they see this:

Awww what a cute little spider

Americans:

🥶

Another joke my friend wanted to put

Average snack in ohio be like:

🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

Throw your friend in the broodmothers pit

Make sure you hit it guys, running away doesn’t work. I tried.

Bring a Mexicana mom and tell her to help you kill the spider con el chancla

Don’t just run away with your slipper

Use spyglass to kill. Trust me, learned from experience

The itsy bitsy spider decided to appear. Down came the megatheriums and KILLED ALL OF THE SPIDEYS!