What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout out came the wyvern tearing it apart
Big spider ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
What happens if you use the creative teleport gun to teleport out of the arena? 🤔
Spider-Man be like when you kill it NOOOo WHY THAT WAS MY POWER SPOODER WHY then Spider-Man kills you
Astraila be like Aw i’m sorry little buddy but I have to go get my flip-flop Amarica be like OH sHI BIG A S SPOODER GRaBS GUGE SlIPPER SLAPS 🥿🥿🥿🥿
Heyyyyy y'all! Yeah... I just shoot it with red gun CAUXe I hate them uwu
Imagine poor Ron Weasley. Arrogog was bad enough for him.
When you are about to go to bed and you see this on your roof:”pack your stuff, I’m leaving”
I mean it's clear
This clearly Is the giant enemy spider
The ugliest thing you ever will see..
I live in Australia i see this every day on my roof.
Itsy bitsy spider that caused me lots of pain out came the sun and down my tears pored
I can’t finish the song cause I’m already dead
Guys it’s very hard I gave my recess newspaper’s but there arms are to short and can’t reach
Australians when they see this:
Awww what a cute little spider
Americans:
🥶
Another joke my friend wanted to put
Average snack in ohio be like:
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Dododex lies
These guys CAN be tamed, just go up to them and passivetame them with artifacts
Don't accidently fall in on your best dinosaur that happens to be a dienosuchus on Valguero and have the host die and pull you to another location.
Bring a Mexicana mom and tell her to help you kill the spider con el chancla
Don’t just run away with your slipper
Use spyglass to kill. Trust me, learned from experience
Throw your friend in the broodmothers pit