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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Australian saving an amarican that visited for the first time p0v: amarican: holy shirt!
Australian:it’s so small though?
American:what the hell just kill it!
Australian:ugh•grabs ascendant shoo from foot and smacks it killing it•see not that hard
American:oh shirt there’s more! 🤬
Australian:there so little!!!!🥲
Do not wry I know what to do (even though I never fought the thing I just know) step 1 guns and ammo step 2 secretly make a Bolo (for your friend just in case) step 3 bring your friend (and lie to him about were you are going) step 4 realize you just need to run bolo your friend and run like crazy and listen to your friend yell at you
enjoy