
What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Australian saving an amarican that visited for the first time p0v: amarican: holy shirt!
Australian:it’s so small though?
American:what the hell just kill it!
Australian:ugh•grabs ascendant shoo from foot and smacks it killing it•see not that hard
American:oh shirt there’s more! 🤬
Australian:there so little!!!!🥲
Do not wry I know what to do (even though I never fought the thing I just know) step 1 guns and ammo step 2 secretly make a Bolo (for your friend just in case) step 3 bring your friend (and lie to him about were you are going) step 4 realize you just need to run bolo your friend and run like crazy and listen to your friend yell at you
enjoy