Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was in a cave when I saw big butts and then a spider and I have a HUGE fear of spiders and thought they could climb the wall but no,and I was going to give up but didnt,I turned around,got my sword,and jumped in and screamed at how ugly and scary they looked.I was surrounded by the 2 of them and was screaming "MOMMY THERE IS 2 BIG SPIDERS ABOUT TO KILL ME" but I slashed them to death,they only webbed me so I was like >:> and went deeper into the cave only to find 10 scorpions and up to 20 spiders I was freaked out I think my eyes bulged out for a min or two.Once the bugs saw me they all ran in and I ran around and saw they were guarding a artifact but I still screamed my @ss of and then I got cornered again so I got my sword out,closed my eyes, and slashed so many of them i didnt even die or get hit,maybe webbed like 5-14 times but i continued and i was able to level up from 30-38 do to all those kills,I got the artifact and ran but when I did,I saw a big,white,fluffy looking ball on the ceiling then it moved,and a small hole was formed and spiders came out.I didnt want to fight I just wanted to leave,and I did leave with the artifact,and the USELESS artifact was GREEN WOOD I was mad so I threw it but it respawned in the cave.Im going back into the cave to ko spiders wish me luck! (Literally wish me luck,I dont uave my sword since it broke) :'d