Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
player:hello little spiny orb weaver! *gives steroids* Spiny orb weaver:*eats steroids* yummy player:bye! Spiny orb weaver:bye! player 2:WHO GAVE HER STEROIDS!?
More Broodmother Lysrix Funny Tips
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Itsy bitsy spider is tired of being washed down the drainβ¦it has come for your blood
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
The spider that bit Australian spider-man
Procoptodon in Australia
Procop- what a beautiful day
Brood-Not for long
Procop-[sees brood] wow what a baby
Brood-what, I took some weird serum from some guy named overseer for ten years and your now calling me small, why
Procop-its Australia, I've seen bigger in my sock drawer
700 likes and Iβll fight it with a lvl2 dodo
Gamma obviously
-Ripasaurus
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT