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What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-01-24T19:58:11+00:00

Real men kill it with spears hatchets and pickaxes.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-25T06:39:49+00:00

This thing is super easy with rexes and a yuty, I killed it in 28 seconds with primitive saddles

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-17T18:15:35+00:00

Giant spider laid an egg laid an egg next thing u know there’s a hundred thousand more!

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-20T10:18:23+00:00

Spider-Man spidert hello my hi hig

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-07T06:05:03+00:00

Just bring in 20 dodos with best stats to confuse the broodmother. It will feels humiliated and defeat itself. TRY IT 🙃😁

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-01-04T16:21:52+00:00

Tiny spider in Australia🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️🕷️🕸️

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-01-03T18:21:42+00:00

Spiders in Australia are bigger

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-08-15T01:29:21+00:00

Spider man: before we can be bf and gf you have to meet my parents

Me: ok

Spiderman’s dad: ok I guess

Spiderman’s mom(brood mother):hi

Me: *shoots his mom*

Spider man: that was my mom bro

Me: *shoots the dad and son*

Me: *transforms in to venom* yes very good very good

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-21T11:28:29+00:00

Is this arenos wife or he’s enemy ?

lol bug man and lady if it is araneos wife

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-14T07:28:07+00:00

Step 1- run

setp 2- Fast run

Step 3- then you will be a flash

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-06-01T18:21:53+00:00

How to kill the brood

Kill & kill and more kill

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-01-18T07:56:40+00:00

Every girl with in a 1’000’000 radius when one sees this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2025-03-02T00:54:20+00:00

We are going to play Minecraft now so we need a iron pickaxe and axe.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-02T08:57:35+00:00

if you’re a man go with an axe and a dodo army

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-09-12T04:19:31+00:00

Spider-Man be like when you kill it

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-18T18:33:56+00:00

If you want to kill this Thing, rember a saying from biological teachers "Birds eat spiders" so bring some Argentavis and take that spider out. "Ahhhh forgot you can't bring any flyers to the Boss battle, startet on Alpha, I'm dying, help m...."

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-07T13:30:16+00:00

Just don’t fight broodmother lystrix

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-31T13:28:27+00:00

Where is my vacum? Wre we in australia?

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-10-23T01:55:38+00:00

Me and my friend made this song after we killed it.

“ the insiwinsi spider came out the water spout, out came the guns and we knocked the spider out, so we took all the tek and we left the spider to die, the insiwinsi spider died a horrible life.”

Haven’t got it out of our heads soon

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-10-20T07:28:39+00:00

Use ascendant shoe or ascendant tissue paper or ascendant bug spray to knock out quicker! If u want it to knock out quick use ascendant bug spray!

HAPPY GIANT SPIDER TAMING!!!

..............lol