Spider man: before we can be bf and gf you have to meet my parents
Me: ok
Spiderman’s dad: ok I guess
Spiderman’s mom(brood mother):hi
Me: *shoots his mom*
Spider man: that was my mom bro
Me: *shoots the dad and son*
Me: *transforms in to venom* yes very good very good
The top unknown tameing method is to tame a spider..
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Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
Hard to catch, grounded reference
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
