Procoptodon in Australia
Procop- what a beautiful day
Brood-Not for long
Procop-[sees brood] wow what a baby
Brood-what, I took some weird serum from some guy named overseer for ten years and your now calling me small, why
Procop-its Australia, I've seen bigger in my sock drawer
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Your going to need a bigger shoe
700 likes and I’ll fight it with a lvl2 dodo
Gamma obviously
-Ripasaurus
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
Spiders in Australia be like ….
When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants
Hello darkness my old friend.........
When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
