Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker

The itsy bitsy spider decided to appear. Down came the megatheriums and KILLED ALL OF THE SPIDEYS!

Americans after seeing this: OH GOD THATS A GIANT SPIDER

Australians after seeing this: it’s just a tiny spider

Your going to need a bigger shoe

a big frickin' spider went up the water spout

OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT

How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

Real men tame it without cheats…

Somehow.

When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants

Hello darkness my old friend.........