Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT

Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker

player:hello little spiny orb weaver! *gives steroids* Spiny orb weaver:*eats steroids* yummy player:bye! Spiny orb weaver:bye! player 2:WHO GAVE HER STEROIDS!?

We need to get a bigger shoe to defeat it.

Spiders in Australia be like ….

Your going to need a bigger shoe

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)

a big frickin' spider went up the water spout

OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT

Real men defeats a alpha brood mother with parasaurs