Me: Yeah I’ll just have to bring a flip-flop. Spider:I want to suck your blood. me: Holy flip I’m gonna need a… | Broodmother Lysrix Funny

1523 points 😂 Funny Dec 11, 2019 Report

Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...

OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT

742 points 😂 Funny Jun 20, 2019 Report

Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker

482 points 😂 Funny Oct 31, 2019 Report

Your going to need a bigger shoe

589 points 😂 Funny Sep 6, 2017 Report

Best new strat when fighting brood mother

Cheat: kill

366 points 😂 Funny Mar 25, 2020 Report

a big frickin' spider went up the water spout

OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT

355 points 😂 Funny May 23, 2020 Report

How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)

426 points 😂 Funny Jan 9, 2018 Report

When you realize the minions do torpor and you didn't bring any stimulants

Hello darkness my old friend.........

364 points 😂 Funny Sep 1, 2017 Report

When your fighting The Alpha Broodmother and your Rex dies, don't be sad, go out a trooper and pike her to your very last breath!

134 points 😂 Funny Feb 3, 2023 Report

Spiders in Australia be like ….

232 points 😂 Funny Mar 25, 2020 Report

So is this the spider that bit Spiderman?

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