Me:*activates green obelisk for the first time*
Me 3 seconds later:*whips out ascendant book*
Hey look, It's Aragog from Harry Potter!
Itsy bitsy spider came up the water spout...
OUT CAME THE GUN AND WIPE THE SPIDER OUT
Pov a spider has crack and element a a mix and match snack
Use ascendant newspaper to knock it out quicker
Charlotte tried the element powder
Your going to need a bigger shoe
Spiders in Australia be like ….
Best new strat when fighting brood mother
Cheat: kill
How to kill a broodmother for starters! (Step 1, bring a flip flop) (step 2, slap it)
a big frickin' spider went up the water spout
OUT CAME THE BABIES AND KNOCKED THE PLAYER OUT
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
