Guns n’ Rexes

Chapter 11: Keep Your Gun As Close As Your Friends

Turns out that although Reaper shredded it to pieces, that guy’s armour still partly works. It’s a damaged gauntlet but when I put it on it seems to react to my fist. I somehow managed to get it workin’ ‘cause I could crush boulders in one hand or punch the ground and cause the trees to rumble like the guy we took it from did. After that encounter, we decided that the safest thing to do would be get out of the tundra and away from the danger here. We held a group meetin’ around a campfire to see what we should do next.

“Well… I mean, we got something out of all that.” Chris stated. Will was fumblin’ round with the rest of the scraps, seein’ if he could get it to work.

“Sure is somethin’ ain’t it.” Jesse remarked. I was too busy tryin’ out the glove to listen to any of ‘em, but what Faith said peaked my interest.

“If we can take that bit of armour, what’s to say we can’t get more?” Will poked his head up and said:

“Pretty sure I can fix it all together.” So, that was our plan. Find ‘em and take their armour.

It’s good to be back in familiar land, where the locals know us and we know the trade routes. When I finally put my original black and red clothes on, it was more relievin’ than you’d realise. Of course, that relief was short lived when another one of those future people jumped on us with a grey and green suit. We lept into action, doin’ our best to restrain ‘em while I distracted ‘em. I caught her punches with that glove, and punched her with so much power she crashed through a boulder. When I started to lose the fight I called Dagger in- he pounced on her from behind, rippin’ her helmet off and clawin’ at the armour. Chris sent Cyclone in, who hit her in the head so hard she fell unconcious. Perfect- almost a full set of armour.

We had a discussion about what to do with it.

“Well… I feel like I should have the armour.” Began Will, and we all agreed since he’s best with engineerin’ and figurin’ out how to use it. We started discussin’ what to do with the woman.

“We should let her go, that way she can tell her pals to go after us. We’ll get more tech that way.” Faith suggested. I had to agree. Jesse didn’t.

“We ain’t lettin’ her go nowhere. Kill ‘er.”

“Jesse- that’s not what we’re doing.” Chris told him.

“And why ain’t we?”

“Because we just agreed to-“

“No- we ain’t, I’m callin’ this a no.” Exhasperated, I tried to reason with him.

“Jesse we are lettin’ her go.”

“Oh, now we listenin’ to a ni-“ I pulled my gun out and pointed it at Jesse’s head. Exhasperation quickly turned to rage.

“Finish. That. Sentence.” I told him.

“Ya pointin’ ya gun at me now?”

“Finish. That. Sentence.” I repeated.

“Ya dare point ya darn gun at me!?”

“You dare call him that you racist-“

“Ya know what I did for ya? Ya know what I did! And now,” He whipped out his pistol and pointed it at me. The others drew their weapons and pointed them at us like a Mexican standoff. “Now ya point ya gun at me ‘cause o’ him.”

“Yeah, you were gonna be racist to my friend. I’m not lettin’ that slide.”

“Ya know, last I checked they were workin’ in fields and here they mean somethin’.”

“Guys just calmly lower your guns. It doesn’t have to get worse.” Faith told us. We all slowly lowered our weapons. I turned my back to him but on second thought… I spun ‘round and hit him so hard his teeth went flyin’ and he was out cold.

-Next in Dilo, Last was in Paracer.

-Nightfall

Praying for your brother TCLP.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

One time i killed one with arrows and i managed to find 2 babies that spawned where it originally came from so i imprinted on them

Easiest brontos ever.

they should stop swinging their tails so much so i won’t accidentally hit them while i was collecting berries. i just wanted my berries.

I have my base on herb island on single player and this one bronto acts like a entrance guard and does not care that I am turning it's home into a base it just sits on a tiny plot of land at the entrance of herb island its not even tamed too I even go and say hi to it I Nicknameed it Blackie since it's a black colored one

I once was in a multiplayer game of ark then I asked my friend how to go to space in ark it was my first time playing he said take the big blue and black egg then eat it and run about 100 meters away and wait well i did and I was running I thought there was a earthquake then I saw it’s head it stopped about 50 meters in front of me slung his and let’s just say I still am flying as we speak

So basically I was on a valguero beach and then there is a 135 brontosaurus making a bunch of noise. So like anybody I tried to kill it with my raptor. Let’s just say I don’t have a raptor anymore nor do I live on the same beach

Im the guy with his pack of Dilos wrecked by a random 280 lv Bronto passing by. I gave up trying to tame it and instead I filled the beach with spikes. Now they will no longer have a home

The Terrible Dinos

Fanfic, my bronto be still alive, thank the Lord!

Lily turns to Jeff. “I want a bronto, not some lame dilo!” She shouts. Jeff stares at her “Maybe you should get a dodo bird if you think a dilo is bad!” He sniffs. Lily gives him a resentful look. “Fine, I’ll get one on my own.” She trudges away, leaving Jeff all alone…

Lily sees this beautiful lvl 666 bronto (I know, 666 is the devil number) and it is orange with red spots. She knocks it out with darts and puts her 666 carrots (rockarrots) and 666 potatoes (savoroots) in its inventory. When it wakes up as “Lily’s Tame”, she brings it home…

Jeff stares impatiently at the wall. When will that Lily hurry up?! He decides to go hunting; maybe Lily will come back, find him gone, and be worried. There is a trex behind him suddenly! The bronto goes to save him. It’s Lily’s bronto and it fights to its last breath…

First I was about to kill bronto but my 3 dinos that I use them to fight are all dead so I changed my mind and tame it now I still don’t know the result but I’m sure I will have them replace my 3 dinos

Rip : spike(trike) ark airline (pteranodon) and Cassie(castoroides)

I kicked a bronto’s ass once without doin* anything, I had 30 paras, 2 trikes, a stego, 40 dodos (all with health past 200), two pteranodons, and 5 sarcos

One time I was just chilling when a dinosaur started attackjng my base and my Bronto saved me

I restarted and everything was going good I had a para and iguanadon when all the sudden something bit my para and it caused it to start attacking, there was a bronto on top of my base and my para accidentally bit it, the bronto has INSANE attack range and EXTREME knockback it killed my iguanadon and para after that it hit me with its insane knockback and threw me into the river where pirhanas killed me ,this happened 10 minutes ago 😭

Uh oh, time for stupid fan fic!

Chapter 4: Broken promises

Sequoia watched her husband march away from the palace, promising to crush this new army of “giant” and “terrifying” carnivores. How would they even stand a chance, the herbivores had ruled for hundreds of years! Sequoia puzzled in her head.

2 days later..

Sequoia sat on her husbands throne, constantly being offered drinks and meals. She was exhausted, how did her husband handle this attention EVERYDAY?! Sequoia constantly had headaches and snapped at her servants, the pressure was getting to her finally.

She decided to rest in her chambers around midday, and ordered zero interruptions, no exception.

She had awoken after a glorious nap. Sequoia took a step out or her chambers to find bloody, ragged soldiers keeled over on medical mats while the doctors tended to wounds.

“WHAT HAPPENED?!” The queen immediately roared, baffled. Sequoia lifted her foot to see blood all over her carpets and tapestries around the hall.

“Th- the carnivores knew.. they knew we were attacking..” the closet wounded soldier spat. They had a whole front arm bitten off, and they looked like they were in torturous pain.

“Why didn’t you wake me you idiots! I could’ve done something about it!!” The queen shrieked, feeling guilty. Her army was dying and nobody even woke her up to care, her husband could be dead, and nobody even considered it?!?!

“Y-you ordered to not be woken, y-your majesty..” a wiry Iguanodon doctor said, shrinking when the queen glared at them. “This is more important then my rest! We need to take action! I’ll lead the army myself! I’m done with these carnivore attacks!” The queen announced, fuming.

“There’s another thing you s-should know your majesty.. your husband was killed..” the same doctor whimpered.

Aaaaaaaaaand we’re done! :D hope you liked it! Also thank you SO much for that one up, it’s my first!

Allopack-

I was playing ark for the first time around 3 years ago, I was in a public server and found a bronto egg, so I took it, bronto chased me, I swam away but it kept chasing me, I took shelter in a abandoned thatch hut along the shoreline and was met with a swift death

I tamed a brontosaurus and I had to get to level 64 to gets it’s saddle

Dodo tales, what do you play on?

Console: Switch: Pc: Mobile

If console, xbox Ps4 or I know its early to say this but or Ps5 (Btw Ark is coming out on ps5!! If ur a ps player, celebrate!!)

-Crystal Lands

I need initials

-TCLP

Help me!

I got 50 tranq darts but I don’t now how to attach it to the crossbow. Then it kill about all of my pets. I’m so mad.

I had a brontosaurus that had a ballista on it and I would have my friend mount the turret so I would have a primitive tank

Just tamed a level 95 by traping it, or to be presise some how spawened in my small holding for my smaller tames it could only fit like 2 feet in so it coundnt move. Just cyroed my tames to safty stood far away from it and shot him. thus i tamed bronald trump. i know RANDOM.