
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
“I’d do anything, anything for youuuuuuuuuuu.” I say to the bronto. Bronto answers, “I’d do anything for me, do anything for me, do anything, anything, to make you see the light.........,.” I get yeeeeeeettt Ed out the world. Instead of the shot heard round the world, the scream heard round the map.
Me: Walking in a river with my brand new bronto*
Bronto: why are all these fish swarming around my legs
Me:gets notifications;
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Your bronto killed a coelacanth
Me: 😳
My pegalornis(I thing I spelt it wrong): 🤭😃
And all my fish eating pets ate good that day. My bronto literally killed 88 fish meat worth of fish. Wow…Just-Just WOW 😯
-Sarco master
Little bronto little one save me from this other one and make my life so much longer little bronto little one
If you read this make sure you sing it in your mind and for those who don’t know the song I tried to base it off of go on YouTube and type: The Beach Boys: Surfer Girl. That’s the melody.