He better drop bacon on being killed -Axolotl emperor
Boaratos
The Boaratos is a massive fiery boar coming to ARK: Survival Ascended on the Astraeos map. Nearly twice the size of a Daeodon, it carves through trees with its tusks and can ignite its fur and tusks to unleash explosive fire attacks.
Jokes and funny moments about the Boaratos from ARK players.
When will wildcard actually create actual dinosaurs?
Like we’re sitting over here with sh*tfu*kosaurus while the devs reincarnate elemental Cerberus and fire pumba
Whenever I tame these me and my friends are gonna ride into battle playing the bad piggies theme
WAIT BRO I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN FEED IT BACON TO TAME, that’s some crazy stuff
I Can’t wait to ride one and scream HOGGGGG RIDDAAAA
Ark pvp is cooked after this one 💀
Bro that is literally pig bad bacon
That’s me on a Monday morning I have to wait 7 days till weakens
Hakuna matada in 1994 No worries for the rest of your days
Hakuna matada in 2026: who said there was such thing as the REST of your days
Flaming pig and flaming cat and partially flaming dog, less fire mammals pls ark
Pre cooked bacon (filler words)
Pyromane: i am the only fire dino in ark!
Boaratos: noooo you're not
Fire wyvern: *breathes hot fire*
Pyromane: HOW?!
It ain’t no cinematic any more.
Cat: meowwwww
Boaratos: awwwwwwww
5s later
Boaratos: *ded*
Mmmm smoky bacon
-Ira's Aquatics
BACON
Phiomia:pooping,pooping everything is pooping! Pigs
Daedon:bro wut you know you smell and are weak.
Phiomia:😭😭😭😭😭
Boartos:you Both smell I’ll eat you both in one bite!!!
Phiomia and daedon: CANNIBALISM!!!!!! 😔
That feeling when you ride this into bad playing War Pigs-
Get darodons and these guys then you have pig gang
Yo let’s kill that pig 5 seconds later running for my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
I didn’t believe it when I saw the words standard knock out tame. I never thought Ark would make a regular taming process again THANK YOU ARK