Whenever I tame these me and my friends are gonna ride into battle playing the bad piggies theme

WAIT BRO I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN FEED IT BACON TO TAME, that’s some crazy stuff

Hakuna matada in 1994 No worries for the rest of your days

Hakuna matada in 2026: who said there was such thing as the REST of your days

I Can’t wait to ride one and scream HOGGGGG RIDDAAAA

hell yeah it can eat bacon, it can cannibalise!

Pyromane: i am the only fire dino in ark!

Boaratos: noooo you're not

Fire wyvern: *breathes hot fire*

Pyromane: HOW?!

Flaming pig and flaming cat and partially flaming dog, less fire mammals pls ark

Pre cooked bacon (filler words)

It ain’t no cinematic any more.