
Whenever I tame these me and my friends are gonna ride into battle playing the bad piggies theme
He better drop bacon on being killed -Axolotl emperor
When will wildcard actually create actual dinosaurs?
Like weβre sitting over here with sh*tfu*kosaurus while the devs reincarnate elemental Cerberus and fire pumba
WAIT BRO I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN FEED IT BACON TO TAME, thatβs some crazy stuff
I Canβt wait to ride one and scream HOGGGGG RIDDAAAA
Ark pvp is cooked after this one π
Bro that is literally pig bad bacon
Hakuna matada in 1994 No worries for the rest of your days
Hakuna matada in 2026: who said there was such thing as the REST of your days
Flaming pig and flaming cat and partially flaming dog, less fire mammals pls ark
Pre cooked bacon (filler words)