Whenever I tame these me and my friends are gonna ride into battle playing the bad piggies theme

hell yeah it can eat bacon, it can cannibalise!

WAIT BRO I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN FEED IT BACON TO TAME, that’s some crazy stuff

I Can’t wait to ride one and scream HOGGGGG RIDDAAAA

Ark pvp is cooked after this one 💀

Pyromane: i am the only fire dino in ark!

Boaratos: noooo you're not

Fire wyvern: *breathes hot fire*

Pyromane: HOW?!

Flaming pig and flaming cat and partially flaming dog, less fire mammals pls ark

Pre cooked bacon (filler words)

That feeling when you ride this into bad playing War Pigs-