Whenever I tame these me and my friends are gonna ride into battle playing the bad piggies theme

Hakuna matada in 1994 No worries for the rest of your days

Hakuna matada in 2026: who said there was such thing as the REST of your days

I Can’t wait to ride one and scream HOGGGGG RIDDAAAA

hell yeah it can eat bacon, it can cannibalise!

Ark pvp is cooked after this one 💀

Pyromane: i am the only fire dino in ark!

Boaratos: noooo you're not

Fire wyvern: *breathes hot fire*

Pyromane: HOW?!

Flaming pig and flaming cat and partially flaming dog, less fire mammals pls ark

Pre cooked bacon (filler words)

It ain’t no cinematic any more.