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What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I.. I went out looking for sarcos in the swamp to tame and.. I saw one. An enormous, crazy-eyed beelzebufo. He hopped all around me as I cowered in a corner. I attempted to attack, and all he did was stab his tongue all over my body. He broke all of my clothes off, and began viciously stabbing my ass cheeks as many times as he could. He touched me in ways I can’t describe..
I tamed one of these not knowing it could be harmful the tame was sussecful then i saw some tamboas i shoot two my carno and my frog go down of a claff to attack it my carno when down normaly like any dino but the frog FRINKIN YEETED HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF but took no fall damage it was funny he just when ragdoll after yeeting himself like 50ft away from the cliff then attacked one of dem snake bois i busted up laughing XD
One day, a from went to the bank. He went to this one bank teller, Patricia Whack, and he said "Hey gurl can I take out a $3,000,000,000 loan?" Patricia was, of course, shocked and she says back "Well, thats a lot of money! We don’t usually give out loans to frogs anyways." So, then, the frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, and, well, my dad is Mick Jagger, so moneys not really ever been a worry in my family." Patricia was still concerned. "Well need some collateral on that, of course..." she begins to say, but the frog says "Oh? Collateral? Here, take this", and he hands her a worthless little porcelain elephant. Patricia is very confused, so she takes the elephant and goes to her manager and explains the situation. The manager takes the horse, looks at Patricia, and says:
It's a knick-knack,
Patty Whack,
Give the frog a loan!
His old man's a rolling stone.
Thanks for reading this is my favorite joke :D