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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2023-04-03T16:17:22+00:00

Hippy hoppy here comes Bobby (AKA my belzbufo) it jumps it flies it eats lots of pies, his friend is kirmit and he really is a termite, he bit me and hit me and slapped me and abused me. BOBBY IS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so is kirmit.🐸🐸

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-03T14:01:40+00:00

WHY IS THERE AN OLD DUDE WITH A TURTLE 😭

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-30T12:43:03+00:00

90% of players to have tamed this are said to have named it “Kermit” or “Dat Boi”. The other 10% haven’t caught up on the memes.

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2020-04-18T06:10:41+00:00

So when I wasn’t wearing my shirt the frog started like lick my chest and i was like*omg stop*then he stop now this is where it’s weird I wasn’t wearing clothes and he licked my butt and my tribe mate tried to help then the mate came over then licked both our butts and it still haunts me.

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-09T20:07:50+00:00

IT'S NAME SHOULD BE Bhaghri Bhesh it means Lazy Frog

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-22T01:32:59+00:00

I had one slap my ass cheeks while I knocked it out then when it was tamed I slapped its ass

She like it

I have weird frog babies now

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-19T04:13:01+00:00

U after a miled stroke be like F R O G

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2024-02-23T15:05:44+00:00

Don’t kiss it or you will tern into a frog 🐸

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2024-02-23T15:03:45+00:00

You need to get this frog for kermit the frog 🐸 and it’s cool and it’s good for getting cementing paste

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-27T12:56:55+00:00

Scrolling, scrolling and scrolling...

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-30T18:55:53+00:00

When breeding, do not take the egg out of the water or have the baby follow you out of the water until it is a fully formed adult! They die instantly!

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2020-06-08T02:15:36+00:00

I was watching ark on YouTube and the guy got on the frog and went half way across the map on genesis and later I get on ark tames a frog goes inside for like 10 second and I walk out to see it die to like 7 sarcos and they destroyed everything after that I was like fuge this crap I'm out. 😂😢

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-03T20:33:33+00:00

If you know undertale then if you see a 🐸 that is white and black stripes name it froggit

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-14T04:47:12+00:00

I went to the samp to tame a sarco but an ant tied to tame me a scorpion tried to tame both of us a troodon tried to tame all three of us but MR.HIPPITY HOPPATY TAMED ALL OF US!IMAGINE BEING TAMED BY A CRETURE!!!

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-25T03:10:47+00:00

Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property

score -4 · Answer 16 · 2020-04-18T22:50:42+00:00

Player Dark_Wolf: Me and a friend were hunting a trike. we killSome person

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-03T20:08:25+00:00

If you want cementing paste then this is the man with the plan, or in this case, T H E G I A N T U G L Y F R O G.

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2024-08-01T08:31:23+00:00

I don’t like these guys it takes one accident and your passed out in the middle of the swamp.

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-14T08:25:25+00:00

This fact is actually a little bit unfunny Belzebufo is a name for the Devil 😟

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2023-07-15T10:55:52+00:00

He jump

He funny lookin

And he licks you to death.