
What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
First time ever taming one of these bad boys needed cp and this thing pumps it out good was over in the swamp out of nowhere comes a bary I hop< (intended) off my tame and throw caution to the wind ready for battle I kill the bary!!! unfortunately in all the confusion a Sarco then killed my new mate love ark :) can we have a moments silence for
froggo baggins rip x
She may contain the urge to run away, but hold her down with soggy clothes and beelzebufo.
Just tamed one of these (lvl80) and went into a swamp and two snakes jumped me and killed me frog :(
Doesnโt itโs saddle look like a huge piece of chitin
It is Wednesday my dudes(either that or it is torpid my dudes)
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly he smacc
Your butt
You know that moment in Shrek where he makes a balloon outta a frog? Do you think if it was in ark then he would die?
I saw one today and thought it was a kangaroo then a danger sign thing came up he was not the reason my 3rd dodo died that day, it was...a weird crocodile thing, ah a Sarco I just ent off track sooorrrryyyy
Kermit on steroids... Lick him...
Lick Mr. Froggo...................
G A Y F R O G is now in ark. But why?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Me and my friend played split screen and we were in the swamp doing stuff and then a frog came along and my friend ran into the darkness and dead I left him to die
Dodoex doesn't have frog tracking sout๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐๐
I was riding my frog and then on my screen I saw DODOEX IS HERE and my frog was never to be seen again ): rip frog.
Hippity hHoppity your are sleepy.
Hippity Hoppity where is this croak's property?
Hippity Hoppity where is this croak's property?
Hope you like sex... SHHIIIIT!!!!!
XD
Me hits it
Me is on ground
Not kewl click here for ultra rage and scroll down
My gosh help me!! Frog trying to lick me to death and I dunno what is next! It kisses me to death? HELP!!!!!!!