It is Wednesday my dudes(either that or it is torpid my dudes)

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly he smacc

Your butt

You know that moment in Shrek where he makes a balloon outta a frog? Do you think if it was in ark then he would die?

I saw one today and thought it was a kangaroo then a danger sign thing came up he was not the reason my 3rd dodo died that day, it was...a weird crocodile thing, ah a Sarco I just ent off track sooorrrryyyy

Kermit on steroids... Lick him...

Lick Mr. Froggo...................

G A Y F R O G is now in ark. But why?

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

Me and my friend played split screen and we were in the swamp doing stuff and then a frog came along and my friend ran into the darkness and dead I left him to die

I was riding my frog and then on my screen I saw DODOEX IS HERE and my frog was never to be seen again ): rip frog.

Hippity hHoppity your are sleepy.

Hippity Hoppity where is this croak's property?

Hippity Hoppity where is this croak's property?

Me hits it

Me is on ground

Not kewl click here for ultra rage and scroll down

My gosh help me!! Frog trying to lick me to death and I dunno what is next! It kisses me to death? HELP!!!!!!!

Dodoex doesn't have frog tracking sout😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🌐🌐

Hope you like sex... SHHIIIIT!!!!!

XD

I want to be your trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Tames and names frog.

Frog: “Hey, uh, Bob, did you just name me after this private server and the password?”

Bob: “Uhhh, no?”

Frog: Kills Bob.

Bob: Cries.

If these where pervs they would sound like rub me rub me rub me

Bounce Bounce Bounce that’s all you need to know. oh wait also cementing paste