I want to be your trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Tames and names frog.

Frog: “Hey, uh, Bob, did you just name me after this private server and the password?”

Bob: “Uhhh, no?”

Frog: Kills Bob.

Bob: Cries.

If these where pervs they would sound like rub me rub me rub me

Bounce Bounce Bounce that’s all you need to know. oh wait also cementing paste

Hippy hoppy here comes Bobby (AKA my belzbufo) it jumps it flies it eats lots of pies, his friend is kirmit and he really is a termite, he bit me and hit me and slapped me and abused me. BOBBY IS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so is kirmit.🐸🐸

WHY IS THERE AN OLD DUDE WITH A TURTLE 😭

90% of players to have tamed this are said to have named it “Kermit” or “Dat Boi”. The other 10% haven’t caught up on the memes.

So when I wasn’t wearing my shirt the frog started like lick my chest and i was like*omg stop*then he stop now this is where it’s weird I wasn’t wearing clothes and he licked my butt and my tribe mate tried to help then the mate came over then licked both our butts and it still haunts me.

IT'S NAME SHOULD BE Bhaghri Bhesh it means Lazy Frog

Don’t kiss it or you will tern into a frog 🐸

You need to get this frog for kermit the frog 🐸 and it’s cool and it’s good for getting cementing paste

I had one slap my ass cheeks while I knocked it out then when it was tamed I slapped its ass

She like it

I have weird frog babies now

U after a miled stroke be like F R O G

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I don’t like these guys it takes one accident and your passed out in the middle of the swamp.

When breeding, do not take the egg out of the water or have the baby follow you out of the water until it is a fully formed adult! They die instantly!

I was watching ark on YouTube and the guy got on the frog and went half way across the map on genesis and later I get on ark tames a frog goes inside for like 10 second and I walk out to see it die to like 7 sarcos and they destroyed everything after that I was like fuge this crap I'm out. 😂😢

If you know undertale then if you see a 🐸 that is white and black stripes name it froggit

I went to the samp to tame a sarco but an ant tied to tame me a scorpion tried to tame both of us a troodon tried to tame all three of us but MR.HIPPITY HOPPATY TAMED ALL OF US!IMAGINE BEING TAMED BY A CRETURE!!!

Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property