Once apron a time I’m on a pvp server on the island I lived in the jungle in a wood base but I wanted a stone base. so I killed everything in my to make a base in the swamp so I got to work started grinding. I found a Titanoboa killed it but I still had some torpor. Tried to kill one of these things I didn’t know they gave torpor so I pulled out my pike and got knocked out so I spawn at my bed and I come back A DANG NOOB TOOK ALL MY STUFF! I tamed a frog later and found that noob rest in pieces Mr. Noob
Has a Beelzebufo (she’s still alive btw) and saw an alpha Carno in the redwoods, the Carno was stuck inside one of those hollow tree bridges but it’s head and tail were poking out, I took the opportunity while t was there and licked the alpha Carno to death
I was running around the Swamp, with my Tribemate. I accidentally hit a Frog, didn’t know, and it was chasing me. My Tribemate was behind me, and noticed the frog. My pants had previously broken, and he were heading home. The frog stabbed it’s tongue right at my ass cheeks. My friend screamed through his mic, and it knocked me. The frog started stabbing my ass brutally. My Tribemate began panicking as I shouted at him to help, but the attack reminded him too much of... sex. Long story short the Tribemate isn’t my Tribemate anymore.
Me and my tribe mate live over near a swamp and one of these bastards ran into our base screaming HIPPITY HOPPITY I’M HERE FOR YOUR PROPERTY and long story short everyone in our tribe died and our last remaining survivor was a compy in our basement.