These guys are like the brontos of the ocean has high health and melee damage and is pretty slow

Here’s a good quote...

“We are not doing ‘get help’”

~Loki, Thor: Ragnarok

Swamp

Oops his name is Taylor not Layton, not sure where I got Layton from, aren’t I an idiot.

-Apex

i hopped into the ocean to tame one of these guys. It has only been 5 minutes from going in the ocean yet somehow, someway, i found a liopleurodon before finding one of these dudes???🫥

What’s everyone’s favorite quote in here? Mine is the bilbo baggins one.

#FF4L

- The Nazgûl

Strength doesn’t win battles. Not strength of the body, not strength of the mind, not strength in numbers. Strength is just your ally, and fear is your enemy. Courage is what wins battles. - The Nazgûl

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- The Nazgûl

Another sneak peak.

"Mphph!" Vein screamed over the wrap. Chroneo and Flame sat next to her.

Ahead was The Crystal Queen.

"Your friends will love seeing your disected bodies," she decided, flexing her back talons. "We'll start with this one."

Glancing at Flame, who was crying and wriggling in the rope thing that tied him down, the Crystal Queen unwrapped his mask.

"YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" Flame bellowed.

"Use fire on him," an ember heir suggested, "fits with the name."

"Ah, yes, good idea," Crystal Queen agreed.

Warming up her mouth, Flame kept screaming.

"STOP THIS! WHAT DID I DO!"

Sparks came from the Queen's mouth.

"BLICKET! QUINTER! HELP M-"

Vein couldn't watch.

-DFP, TCLP

I have a basilosaurus named paprika. He's beached and I'm to bad at the game to get an argy, so Im kinda stuck with him there. Sometimes I go to the beach and just sit with him. I use his oil to make jerky. Paprika is a good boy.

Tamed one of these after looking for a high level for weeks took it back to base to find I was being raided and was killed and it was stolen 😢

Me: spends 2 hours trying to tame a high level one with fish and losing my mastercraft pick and crossbow

Basil: u can’t tame me with just fish

Me: ... mother fricker

Found in a valguero river cave at MAX LEVEL =) she is a good girl. The alpha leed that was there didn’t help… but we survived

Some of my favorite Darth Vader quotes.

“The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.”

“The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.”

“I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it any further.”

“Asteroids do not concern me admiral.”

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- The Nazgûl

This ones for you P.M.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

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- The Nazgûl

I have a bunny named Basil so that’s why I want to tame one ;)

bah-ZIL-oh-ZORE-iss is how you pronounce this dinosaur.

“I find that answer vague and unconvincing.” - K2SO Star Wars rogue one.

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- The Nazgûl

If you think your fat just look at this guy and you wount feel so bad

I posted this chapter on funny by accident so check there.

-bob

“There comes a point where one must chose between his head head or his heart.”- commander bane.

I’m planning on telling my crush I like her on Halloween irl so I thought this would be appropriate.

-bob

This is why you should get a basilosaurus:

An army of megalodons comes

Person who doesn’t have one of these: Oh my godddd I’m gonna dieeeeeee

Person who has one of these: Basi its time for your snack