I FINALLY GOT THE SEA SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!

Tip, put your meat in its mouth- wait no not like that-

How to tame basilo step one find basilo step two run away from fishes step three feed step four run from more fishes step five feed step six run from EVEN MORE FISHES step seven get the 85000 mantas off it step eight feed step nine RUN FROM MORE FISHES 🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟step ten enjoy your basilo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Player: Too bad we don’t have easier ways to get oil

Basilosaurus: Hold my beer

Creepy whale

A feminist in it's national habitat, watch as /r/dankmemes subs fallow it for scraps to make a good meme and get updoots

This creature is a very poorly made Chinese bootleg mosasaur action figure.

Its a sea saussage! (dododex wants me to write more so this is here)

Hey. They added a horn to the equus and called it a unicorn. Why can’t we add one and call it a narwhal.

Your freindly neighbourhood sausage

Imagine what will happen when America finds out they drop oil

If you harvest it’s meat

You will freaking sink

If you freaking sink

You will be freaking swarmed

If you get freaking swarmed

It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons

If it’s an Ichthyosaurus

You can’t hit mantas or megalodons

If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons

You die

If you die

You lose your stuff

If you lose your stuff

You are a noob

If you are a noob

You will get raided/bullied/harassed

If you get these

You will rage quit

If you rage quit

You will smash your iPad

If you don’t have an iPad

You will commit suicide

If you commit suicide

You will die.

So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.

This animal has more friends than me

Mm... chonker, he is very blubbery.

Before I tamed this thing I refused to go underwater in ark and stranded deep water scares me sort of more like the stuff that could be in the water. But one I tamed this i madescubagearmurderedafewbasilomadedestinyeatbasilomeatforcannablismAlsoIpunchmegstodeathnow😃

Desifer this

I dare someone to type out the national anthem...

Fish

The fish looks like a gentleman sausage 🍆

My closest friends wouldn’t even sacrifice themselves for me 🫩✌️

Fun fact: basilos produce 20 oil so you don’t need to go underwater while being chased by an alpha megalodon 💀