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If you harvest it’s meat

You will freaking sink

If you freaking sink

You will be freaking swarmed

If you get freaking swarmed

It’s 100% mantas and Ichthyosaurus and megalodons

If it’s an Ichthyosaurus

You can’t hit mantas or megalodons

If you can’t hit mantas or megalodons

You die

If you die

You lose your stuff

If you lose your stuff

You are a noob

If you are a noob

You will get raided/bullied/harassed

If you get these

You will rage quit

If you rage quit

You will smash your iPad

If you don’t have an iPad

You will commit suicide

If you commit suicide

You will die.

So don’t harvest basilosaurus meat.

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