Thought all was lost when the alpha tribe wiped us, little did they know I had a hornless narwhal with a thirst for blood and a hunger for chaos that no other being could match. My whale learned what happened to us and let out a cry so ferocious that the whole server instantly made poop and the alphas cried and begged for forgiveness. Our whale had shown no love for the alphas for what they did to us and shot out of the water in a supersonic blast that leveled a few rafts in the area and condemned the survivors on it to an eternity in hell. The whale flew around mercilessly wrecking any and everything belonging to the alpha tribe for 3 days and on the 4th day, when the dust had settled, the alphas were gone, the whale came down and floated to us as we farmed metal on top of the volcano and said "fear the alphas no more!" We jumped with glee and asked the whale what it was going to do next. It said nothing and floated through the map ceiling. Totally worth it to tame this ocean unicorn!

Build a raft attach a ballista to the front and re-live the epic tale of moby dick, a-hoy mateys

He’s a good guy but he hangs out with a rough crowd.

Dory: Aaaaauuuuuuggghhaaaaaa

Basilo: oooooouuuuuuggghhaaaaa

"You have tamed a Basilosaurus"

Just waiting for the oreganosaurus

When they ask what the most uncanny smile I've ever seen is

Narwhal Narwhal swimming in the ocean causing a commotion because they are so awesome

Did someone say, OIL (very loud freedom intensifies)🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Be careful if you attack one or get near one.. They usually have a swat team of mantas

What is a seal’s favorite game?

ARK ARK ARK!

You know your telling this to your friends to make them hate you