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One time I was building a base on ark mobile, I have god console, I swam underwater because I wanted to tame an icthyosaurus. I look down and a basilosaurus is just swimming around with about 20 mantas and 15 icthyosaurs. I have never seen such a popparazzi for a smol mosa. Immediately, I got swarmed by the popparazzi squad. How I miss my faithful pachy, waiting on the shore and barely full grown since I raised him, who died protecting me from the enraged basilosaurus SWAT team.

The pachy was going to be called...

...Bulldozer!

R.I.t.O, Bulldozer.

R.I.t.O means, Rest In the Ocean.

Oh how I miss Bulldozer, the first dinosaur I'd ever bred.

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