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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: spawns easiest section
Basilisk: hi
Me: what are u
Basilisk: come closer and you’ll find out
Me: sure
( steps closer(
(Basilisk opens mouth)
(Scream)
Dodo: ooh water
Basilisk: more food mhhhh
Dodo: oh sh#t
Ninja rock drake: leave my lunch alone
Dodo: not you too
(Swords slash through air )
( body falls to the ground)
Ninja rock drake: now lunch time
Dodo: double sh#t
(Bone being crunched)
Rock drake: ok let’s now order tea
Bull dog: me and my fu##ing luck
Ark: hey dave
Dave: yes?
Ark: lets make a evolved titanboa
Dave: dumb but ok
Ark: lets make it be able to burro
Dave: ok done
Ark: make it huge
Dave: all done
Ark: make it only on hard to gat maps with the reaper
Dave: this is getting out of hand
Ark: STOP COWERING now make it able to kill amost anything
Dave: This seams way to op
Ark: now make it able to be tamed but with only with the hardest to get eggs
Dave: are you done
Ark: no make it off mobile ok now i am done
Dave: WHAT DID YOU DO