Titano boa: sneke boi
Basilisk: THICC SNEKE BOI
Let’s make a new creature.
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Make it incredibly fast.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
ALL YOU NEED TO DO TO TAME IT IS SPEAK PARSLETONGE.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea
But it's right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
Friend: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Me: Basilisk who???
Friend: *Bolas me* BASILISK RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Titanoboa took some Steroids .........
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! 😂
Lol I was bored...
ARK DEVS:HEY LETS MAKE A SNAKE THAT WILL BE COOL!
ARK DEVS:*at the developed place* alright let’s get to work….
Ark dev 1:hmmmm let’s have it be like the titanboa but much much bigger and can hide underground
Ark dev 2:hmmm yes but let it’s tail stick out so ark players know it’s there at least
Ark dev 1:yea ok good idea
Ark dev 3:let’s also make it passive tame and it has to be tamed with eggs and has to be out of ground to tame
Ark dev 1 isn’t that too hard….
All ark dev - ark dev 1:NAHHHHHHH
ark dev 1:ok…..
Ark dev 2:let’s have it spit poison too!
Ark dev 4:GREAT IDEA
ark dev 5:also let’s have it once it’s tame and rideable it’s able to travel underground with you on it!
All ark devs:perfect idea
Ark dev 6:let’s also have it where when you annoy it,it goes for you tames animals!
Ark devs:PERFECT CREATURE * releases it*
………..*2 days later*
Ark player 1:COOL A NEW CREATURE *finds it and goes to tame it*
Basilisk: *surprise attacks them and kills them*
Ark player 1:HUH?!?!!!?!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!
……….*1 month later*
Ark player 1: *comes back with 6 dinosaurs* NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW ….
Ark player 1: *goes to it with dinosaurs* alright it’s time I tame you!
Basilisk:*travels underground and goes for dinos and kills them*
Ark player 1:…….. THIS THING IS TO STRONG WHAT WAS ARK THINKING *runs*
Basilisk:*chases after them and kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: I QUIT!!!!!!!
…….*back at ark hq*
*Ark hq getting lots of complaints*
ALL THE DEVS: WE DID AWSOME!!!
……………………………..THE END ✨✨
……..I hope you guys liked this little story it took a while to write I had fun doing this though please like this 😃🤍✨👍
Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend