Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: spawns easiest section
Basilisk: hi
Me: what are u
Basilisk: come closer and you’ll find out
Me: sure
( steps closer(
(Basilisk opens mouth)
(Scream)
Dodo: ooh water
Basilisk: more food mhhhh
Dodo: oh sh#t
Ninja rock drake: leave my lunch alone
Dodo: not you too
(Swords slash through air )
( body falls to the ground)
Ninja rock drake: now lunch time
Dodo: double sh#t
(Bone being crunched)
Rock drake: ok let’s now order tea
Bull dog: me and my fu##ing luck
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?