The danger noodles... they’re growing... they’re getting smarter... they’re behind you

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°

If you see a mound
Making a shivering sound
Bola your tribe mate
And don’t look back to see their fate

Ark Gods: I have you a present
Me: Oooh what is it?
Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land
Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!
Ark Gods: Nah it will find you✌

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

Big danger noodle that spits acid..... bola ur friend and run

This. Is. The. Biggest. Danger noodle I’ve ever seen
Aka bola your friend and LEG IT

By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.

I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend

Bola your friend and run...remember you dont have to be faster than it just faster than someone else

Basilisk: Spits poison l
Syntac: I showed be fine
ARK God's: lets make him go to sleep
Syntac: Falls asleep half way up a ladder
I know u can see this Syntac

“Hey joey I have found a weird alien plant! I wonder what stuff we will get from harvesting it, wait, what’s happening to the ground beneath it? Why do I hear scary music?”

Real men use fertilized dodo eggs to tame this beast

A purlovia is hufflepuff to the person who was wondering

A giant man-eating snake which shoots poison... WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!!

How come it rips everything apart but Harry Potter???????

Me: sees a noodle on le ground 😶 “mk... noodle: raises head me:🙄😰 noddle: 🐉 bite me : omgaa

Let's just forget about raising Rex's and giga's and make some Killer Snakes. The base HP of a Rex, base damage of a yuty and a base weight almost 3 times that of a quetzal

Tame one spacificly to chase your friend who hates snakes. While laughing hysterically the whole time.

Let's hope that Wild Card doesn't like Harry Potter so much that they make it kill you by looking into its eyes. Or do that anyway.
It would make defence of fortresses MUCH easier.

(God making the basalick)

God: see that noodle
Angel: yup
God: give scales
A: weird .......but ok
G: give it the ability to spit
A: ........what
G: IM NOT DONE
A: ...
G: make it burrow
G: oh! Make it so that it’s tail sticks out of the ground
A: ok....getting somewhere
G: make it HUGE
A: here we go
G: remember that spit
A: yeah...?
G: make SUPER poisonous
A: ohhh lord there we go
G: you know what
A: WHAT
G: Make it spawn ALMOST everywhere
A: make it spawn everywhere
A: ok
G: I SAID ALMOST EVERYWHERE
A: sorry sir
G: ok I’m done
A: FINALLY!!