What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Let’s make a new creature.
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Make it incredibly fast.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea
But it's right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! 😂
Lol I was bored...
Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°
Violets are blue,
You have no idea,
but it is right behind you
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend
Me: spawns in the easiest zone
Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea
If you ever find a white one of these I’m begging u pls name it Orochimaru.
Ark Gods: I have you a present
Me: Oooh what is it?
Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land
Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!
Ark Gods: Nah it will find you✌
Real men use fertilized dodo eggs to tame this beast
This is the bastard that killed my bulbdog,bob. )))))):
A giant man-eating snake which shoots poison... WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!!
When it says ‘non-violent’ it means its a passive tame.
It is very violent.....
Man! Harry Potter, I thaught you killed it in the chamber of secrets!
Devs: so we added a new and very powerful reptilian creature to Ark!
Me: OMG YES!! So we’re do we find it?
Devs: pft nah it’ll find you…
Is this the basilisk from chamber of secrets. Harry Potter fans know this
(Devs making the basilisk)
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
Basilisk: hippity hoppity your logic is now my property
Basilisk: *proceeds to become giant danger noodle that spits acid*