Basilisk: I'm hungry

Player: Here is a Voidwyrm egg

Basilisk: Um actually I kinda have a taste for human flesh right now

Player:Oh flip nah I'm out

Basilisk: I don't care that I don't have legs I'm still faster

Player:AHHHHHHHHHHH- you were killed by lvl??? Basilisk

Basilisk:Mmm yummy

Basilisk:Ooh Voidwyrm egg dessert

WHY IS THIS THING A PASSIVE TAME I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE AWAKE WHEN I FEED IT

Hey Tim!

Hey.

Let’s make a new creature.

Ok?

I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.

Alright.

Give it the hp of a rex.

Ok.

Make it incredibly fast.

Done.

Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.

This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.

Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.

Ummm, ok.

It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.

This seems to be a little op.

Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.

Why would you do this to our poor players?

I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.

Uhhhhhh...

Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.

Ok...

It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.

I don’t like the way this is going.

I SAID BE QUIET!

Ok, ok.

I’m done.

Really?

Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.

What have you done?

Real Men tame this using fertilised dodo eggs.

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

Oh, hello fellow Ark player…

I think you should pick the “portal” spawn location when You’re playing on aberration. It’s so safe and peaceful! It’s not like a Basilisk wrote this trying to trick people into spawning in the Basilisk den, no no…

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You have no idea

But it's right behind you...

The roses are wilted

And the violets are dying

You just got eaten

And your tribe mate is crying

I've got the Equus in the back

Shinehorns will attack

Feeding all my bulbdogs

Oh that basilisk is baaack

Im thinking this is great

Running from this snake

Hearing slither slither and I know

Im on his dinner plate! 😂

Lol I was bored...

By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.

As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.

I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"

Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"

Me, playing on single player: °∆°

Titanoboa took some Steroids .........

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Real men use fertilized dodo eggs to tame this beast

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You have no idea,

but it is right behind you

Me: spawns in the easiest zone

Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea

Me:sh#t

A giant man-eating snake which shoots poison... WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?!!

Real men kill it with a mochops >:]

ARK DEVS:HEY LETS MAKE A SNAKE THAT WILL BE COOL!

EVERYONE: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!'

ARK DEVS:*at the developed place* alright let’s get to work….

Ark dev 1:hmmmm let’s have it be like the titanboa but much much bigger and can hide underground

Ark dev 2:hmmm yes but let it’s tail stick out so ark players know it’s there at least

Ark dev 1:yea ok good idea

Ark dev 3:let’s also make it passive tame and it has to be tamed with eggs and has to be out of ground to tame

Ark dev 1 isn’t that too hard….

All ark dev - ark dev 1:NAHHHHHHH

ark dev 1:ok…..

Ark dev 2:let’s have it spit poison too!

Ark dev 4:GREAT IDEA

ark dev 5:also let’s have it once it’s tame and rideable it’s able to travel underground with you on it!

All ark devs:perfect idea

Ark dev 6:let’s also have it where when you annoy it,it goes for you tames animals!

Ark devs:PERFECT CREATURE * releases it*

………..*2 days later*

Ark player 1:COOL A NEW CREATURE *finds it and goes to tame it*

Basilisk: *surprise attacks them and kills them*

Ark player 1:HUH?!?!!!?!!!! NO FAIR!!!!!

……….*1 month later*

Ark player 1: *comes back with 6 dinosaurs* NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW ….

Ark player 1: *goes to it with dinosaurs* alright it’s time I tame you!

Basilisk:*travels underground and goes for dinos and kills them*

Ark player 1:…….. THIS THING IS TO STRONG WHAT WAS ARK THINKING *runs*

Basilisk:*chases after them and kills them*

Ark player 1 in real life: I QUIT!!!!!!!

…….*back at ark hq*

*Ark hq getting lots of complaints*

ALL THE DEVS: WE DID AWSOME!!!

……………………………..THE END ✨✨

……..I hope you guys liked this little story it took a while to write I had fun doing this though please like this 😃🤍✨👍

Ark Gods: I have you a present

Me: Oooh what is it?

Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land

Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!

Ark Gods: Nah it will find you✌

Tame one spacificly to chase your friend who hates snakes. While laughing hysterically the whole time.

Why does it give birth instead of laying eggs…..