Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?

I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack

Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! 😂

Lol I was bored...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea,
but it is right behind you

Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°

Me: spawns in the easiest zone
Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea
Me:sh#t

Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.

If you hear the sound of a banshee shoving a fork down a garbage disposal, run for your life! That’ll be the last sound you hear.

The danger noodles... they’re growing... they’re getting smarter... they’re behind you

Me: spawns at portal. Basilisk: how dare you

tribemate: man eating snack you say neah its not real
me:okay your the one who's going to get eaten
tribemate:um what why is there a hole????
me:man eating snack run
Tribemate:no i told there's no such thing hold on wait nooooo my rock drake!!!
Me:i told you
Game:your tribemate kim was killed by basilisk 250☠

Ark Gods: I have you a present
Me: Oooh what is it?
Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land
Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!
Ark Gods: Nah it will find you✌

(Devs making the basilisk)

Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
2: alright..
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
2:ok?
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
2:Beautiful!
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that

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Lol

Roses are red violets are blue you have no idea but it's right behind you. The Roses are wilted and the Violets are dying it has beaten and eaten you and your tribe mate is crying

By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.

I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend

If you see a mound
Making a shivering sound
Bola your tribe mate
And don’t look back to see their fate

Me: ooh, what is that plant? Why can’t I harvest it...
Basilisk: surprise, mother****er.
Me: OH SH-
Game: you have been killed by basilisk (lvl 250)
Well sh** I’m done. Scorched, anyone?

Oh hey look it's my weiner ;)

Friend plays abberation first time
*dies by lvl 85 basilisk in easiest zone*
Him: “So, lemme see, there’s your raptors and sarcos and spinos EVERYWHERE. Oh and those big crabs and them ravengers, dang it! And NOW THERES FAKE PLANTS ATTACKING ME IN THE EASIEST ZONE!! I DONT GET IT!”
Me: “It happens to everyone”

Me: Perfect my absolutely, unreal, majestic thatch 4x4 base is complet-
Basilisk: I don’t think so. Yeet!!
Me: (Sad Music playing) ....😩