Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
They say to spawn in portal they say, they say it is the easiest they say. Then before you know they will be saying, BEHIND YOU!
When it says βnon-violentβ it means its a passive tame.
It is very violent.....
It is very violent.....
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Letβs make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so letβs roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so itβs almost invisible and it canβt be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when itβs underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
Iβm not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I donβt like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
Iβm done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now Iβm done.
What have you done?
Hey.
Letβs make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so letβs roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so itβs almost invisible and it canβt be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when itβs underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
Iβm not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I donβt like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
Iβm done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now Iβm done.
What have you done?
My name is snake.
My body long,
My head is will crush ur bones,
And jaw is strong.
And when it's time,
To get me fed,
I open wide,
I monch the eggs.
My body long,
My head is will crush ur bones,
And jaw is strong.
And when it's time,
To get me fed,
I open wide,
I monch the eggs.
I think this thing got a jump out of everybody in the starting area
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! π
Lol I was bored...
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! π
Lol I was bored...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea,
but it is right behind you
Violets are blue,
You have no idea,
but it is right behind you
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: Β°βΒ°
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: Β°βΒ°
Me: spawns in the easiest zone
Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea
Me:sh#t
Basilisk: would you care to join me for a cup of tea
Me:sh#t
The news: A person found a reticulated python in their toilet
Me: :)
Me on ark: *finds basilisk underneath house
Me: :(
Me: :)
Me on ark: *finds basilisk underneath house
Me: :(
Oi, OI! who let Potter stuff in βere?!
Kill kill ha ha aberration is easy but o*fffffffffff basilisk Harry Potter ha ha
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend
Ark Gods: I have you a present
Me: Oooh what is it?
Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land
Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!
Ark Gods: Nah it will find youβ
Me: Oooh what is it?
Ark Gods: A creature from an unknown land
Me: Oh Cool!! Lemme see it!!
Ark Gods: Nah it will find youβ
The danger noodles... theyβre growing... theyβre getting smarter... theyβre behind you
Goes to dens gets eggs realize you need five eggs damn
Me: CRYSTAL ISLES CRYSTAL ISLES CRYSTAL ISLES
Crystal Isles: BASILISK BASILISK BASILISK
Me: Oh, sh**
Crystal Isles: BASILISK BASILISK BASILISK
Me: Oh, sh**
(Devs making the basilisk)
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
2: alright..
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
2:ok?
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
2:Beautiful!
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
2: alright..
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
2:ok?
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
2:Beautiful!
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
If you see a mound
Making a shivering sound
Bola your tribe mate
And donβt look back to see their fate
Making a shivering sound
Bola your tribe mate
And donβt look back to see their fate