Let’s make a new creature.
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Make it incredibly fast.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
tribemate: man eating snack you say neah its not real
me:okay your the one who's going to get eaten
tribemate:um what why is there a hole????
me:man eating snack run
Tribemate:no i told there's no such thing hold on wait nooooo my rock drake!!!
Me:i told you
Game:your tribemate kim was killed by basilisk 250☠
Dev 1: Ok 2 see that titanaboa?
Dev 2: Yes sir
1 (dev 1): Remove frills
2 (dev 2): K
1: Make tail have three spikes
2: got it
1: make it spit big green globs
2: Doing that..
1: make it huge
1: make a saddle for it
2: Okay sir
1: Those green globs- make it super poisonous
1: make it spawn everywhere and make it burrow with its tail out of the ground
3: whats dis
2: our new creation
3: noice. Looks like dat basilisk from the movie I watched last nignt
1: call it that
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend
Friend plays abberation first time
*dies by lvl 85 basilisk in easiest zone*
Him: “So, lemme see, there’s your raptors and sarcos and spinos EVERYWHERE. Oh and those big crabs and them ravengers, dang it! And NOW THERES FAKE PLANTS ATTACKING ME IN THE EASIEST ZONE!! I DONT GET IT!”
Me: “It happens to everyone”