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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev 1: our players have it way to easy don’t you agree
Dev 2: yes I agree
Dev1: lets make a new deadly creature
Dev2: ok
Dev1: titanboas are dangerous so enlarge it and get rid of frills
Dev2: ok I love that idea
Dev1: now make it spit poison
Dev2: you read my mind
Dev1: make it go under the ground
Dev2: ok but isn’t that to much
Dev1: NO ITS NOT!!!! Just because of that I’m adding the base health of a rex!!!!
Dev2: ok ok I’ll shut up
Dev1: make its tail stick out of the ground and look like a plant
Dev2: ok
Dev1: make it spawn everywhere and make double the normal amount spawn at the easy zones
Dev2: ok
Dev1: make it be only tame able by the rarest eggs
Dev2: ok are you almost done?
Dev1: yes I only have 1 more thing that I can think of right now
Dev2: ok what is it
Dev1: make it spawn at crystal island but not be tame able by any eggs there
Dev2: fine I’ll do it you monster
Dev1: oh yea well then base melee of a YUTY!!! Ok now I’m done
Dev2: finally
This beauty is basically one of the most and the least maneuverable Dino's I've ever ridden. It is constantly getting stuck on pebbles, and simultaneously slithering over boulders the size of a Rex. I recommend this Dino for pvp, it does quite a bit of damage, it's great for transporting goods on the download because of its ability to burrow under ground. When parked underground enemies cannot see it similar to a purlovia. Anyway in conclusion, a great Dino overall and surprisingly easy to tame! With a Lv 165 only needing 3 fertilised rock drake eggs!
-Grim Reapers- Chapter 8 A few days after the battle, Nameless went to Otto for a quick chat. He found the young sliver snake resting, with a long scratch along his side, and watching the slaves below. “How are you, Otto?” The drake grumbled. The basilisk turned his head slowly and growled, “Fine, but I wish I could see Loki again.” “She’s still in the medical wing, recovering from her surgery.” Nameless hissed, slightly annoyed. “Anyway, I have a question for you: Do you want to switch roles, or are you happy with your position as Warden?” Otto drew himself up to his full height, but before he could say anything, an earthquake shook Aberration and chunks of the ceiling fell. “Really?” The snake yelled, above the noise. “That’s the worst you can do, world?! Well, do better!” The drake calculated how long the quake would last, but didn’t tell Otto. After the earthquake ceased, Nameless looked at the Warden. “No, Dracius, I like being Warden.” Otto slithered back to his crevice and hissed delightfully as the mattress creaked and bent. “Have you found that reaper yet?” “No, basilisk, I have not, but when I do….” “Well, did you hear that he’s traveling with Spinenefrus, your ally, and is now at the festival?” The rock drake shot up, enraged, and roared, “WHY WOULD THAT SPINO TRADE A TRIBE THAT LOVES HIM FOR A STUPID REAPER WHO CAN’T EVEN USE HIS BARB?!!” Otto sighed and growled. “I don’t know, but I need rest, so please go away.” Nameless growled and stalked off, wanting to rip someone’s throat out. 5 happy votes and ninth is out on Shinehorn. 7th on Yuty and 1st on reaper. Note: This story is based on ASA, and they are currently on Aberration, but will be moved to The Island.